I have that now. I’m a rare case where I’m fucking my employer with it, because I’ve not been sick in over 7 years. I have over a month of vacation time because I live in California, and they can’t cap me.

I will bank it, my friends… And I will leave some day and force them to pay me. Fuck you, corpo assholes.

P.S. I’ve done this shit before. I got laid off, and I got paid a shitton of money.