Many people now don’t use any wired internet connected devices. So wifi being out at home means none of their devices have internet.

Maybe an exception for their cell phone. Even then a lot of people have limited mobile data plans and rely on their home internet most of the time.

Well ya, everyone knows it’s a series of tubes.

the internet? you mean google? what app is that? maybe facebook? no hold on I got it: it’s tik tok isnt it

I have no spare ethernet cables.