Pressed shirts, suit jackets and ties are for white collar criminals.

Like, the uniform of a burglar is black pants, a black and white striped shirt, a 5 o’clock shadow, domino mask, wool cap and a big brown sack with a $ painted on it slung over his back. The man who says “just let the power plant leak” or “we’ll keep using lead pipes” or “it’ll cost more to recall the cars than the wrongful death lawsuits” or “All employees will be subject to regular drug screenings provided exclusively by My Brother In Law’s Drug Test Company” wears a suit and tie.