blibla@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前i don't understand half of these eitherslrpnk.netimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1390arrow-down125
arrow-up1365arrow-down1imagei don't understand half of these eitherslrpnk.netblibla@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前message-square80fedilink
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 个月前Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 个月前It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 个月前does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
minus-squareJustas🇱🇹linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 个月前That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
minus-squareCeruleanRuin@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
It misses but he pretends to die poorly, and stands backup proclaiming god sent him back. Whitehouse merch sales skyrocket.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
He shits himself and his supporters drop all remaining pretense and declare him the literal Messiah.