I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • FilthyHandsEnglish
    721·
    1 day ago

    Good one from back in the day (not mine): “In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?”

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
      92·
      1 day ago

      But it has a direct reference to it’s competitors which won’t be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down