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minus-square_haha_oh_wow_OPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 day agoCome now, surely we can trust the corporation whose inventions include such achievements as… checks notes -Smashing a sitting president of the United States’ head into the ground Oh… Wait, I’m sure there’s something positive here! -Throwing the CEO of Segway off a cliff, killing him instantly (no, really, this actually happened; that’s how he died). Ok, maybe we should not trust Segway.
Come now, surely we can trust the corporation whose inventions include such achievements as…
checks notes
-Smashing a sitting president of the United States’ head into the ground
Oh… Wait, I’m sure there’s something positive here!
-Throwing the CEO of Segway off a cliff, killing him instantly (no, really, this actually happened; that’s how he died).
Ok, maybe we should not trust Segway.