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minus-squaresbvlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 day agoMe: I use Vicious Mockery! DM: what do you say to hurt the guard? Me: … you… suck… at guarding and you’re a bad guard… who isn’t good at guarding?
minus-squareCracks_InTheWallslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·32 minutes agoConversely, when you actually have high IRL charisma: https://youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ
minus-squareWillem@kutsuya.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·1 day agoGeneric mockery always works: “if they would paint a portrait of you they will need neither hammer nor nail, since the painting would hang itself” “The mud on thy face does make it better”
minus-squarenotabot@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·22 hours agoIt is well that you wear a hat upon your head, or we might mistake it for your arse. I see they put you on guard duty to keep the stench outdoors. Your father is unknown, but your mother made free with a baboon before she had you. You stand as testament that, with care, a uae can be found for even the most dim-witted.
Me: I use Vicious Mockery!
DM: what do you say to hurt the guard?
Me: … you… suck… at guarding and you’re a bad guard… who isn’t good at guarding?
Conversely, when you actually have high IRL charisma: https://youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ
Generic mockery always works:
Please continue…
It is well that you wear a hat upon your head, or we might mistake it for your arse.
I see they put you on guard duty to keep the stench outdoors.
Your father is unknown, but your mother made free with a baboon before she had you.
You stand as testament that, with care, a uae can be found for even the most dim-witted.