• sbv
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    1 day ago

    Me: I use Vicious Mockery!

    DM: what do you say to hurt the guard?

    Me: … you… suck… at guarding and you’re a bad guard… who isn’t good at guarding?

    • Willem@kutsuya.dev
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      Generic mockery always works:

      • “if they would paint a portrait of you they will need neither hammer nor nail, since the painting would hang itself”
      • “The mud on thy face does make it better”
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          22 hours ago

          It is well that you wear a hat upon your head, or we might mistake it for your arse.

          I see they put you on guard duty to keep the stench outdoors.

          Your father is unknown, but your mother made free with a baboon before she had you.

          You stand as testament that, with care, a uae can be found for even the most dim-witted.