fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIllinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinoiswww.wilx.comexternal-linkmessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1753arrow-down19cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1744arrow-down1external-linkIllinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinoiswww.wilx.comfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square100fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareThreeme2189linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·2 days agoIn response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘Dakota’.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-22 days agoIf North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’. And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoI think the United States of Jersey would have something to say about that.
minus-squarebitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoSkip the duel, combine them and maybe Montana and Wyoming.
In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘Dakota’.
If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.
I think the United States of Jersey would have something to say about that.
Skip the duel, combine them and maybe Montana and Wyoming.
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