• Carl
    2·
    2 天前

    I was still squishy enough for my mom, to run me over when I was like 9. Only fractured my wrist, and had straw punctured holes all over me. It was fun, and horrifying.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
      33·
      2 天前

      …kinda just feels like this entire comment is just you shoehorning in the fact that your mom ran you over.

      Which is a weird thing to brag about.

      • 0ops@lemm.ee
        3·
        1 天前

        Relevant anecdotes, how do they work?

        Seriously though this is a weird fucking reply dude, who’s bragging?

        • Carl
          1·
          1 天前

          They are just thick and hard like a rock. And not squishy blood bags like the rest of us.