sir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearsmessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down10
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareI underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for yearssir_pronoun@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agocall your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
minus-squareDaCrazyJamezlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoThey’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
minus-squarekusivittula@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agopretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
minus-squareDaCrazyJamezlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoThis did not go well. There are no more steps.
OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
This did not go well. There are no more steps.