SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.world · 3 days agoOld Gods, New Rulelemmy.worldimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down18cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1171arrow-down1imageOld Gods, New Rulelemmy.worldSoftestSapphic@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square5fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squaredwemthy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-23 days agoRight? That’s no way to read the future. You gotta microwave the ravioli and choke it down while scalding hot, to focus your intention. Then by inspecting the residue in the bowl you can determine which soda the spirits have in mind for you
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoHmmmm… Red in the morning be shitters warning.
minus-squaredwemthy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoIt is not advisable to attempt to read your own entrails
Wasting food is never cool
Right? That’s no way to read the future. You gotta microwave the ravioli and choke it down while scalding hot, to focus your intention. Then by inspecting the residue in the bowl you can determine which soda the spirits have in mind for you
Hmmmm… Red in the morning be shitters warning.
Red at night, shitters delight
It is not advisable to attempt to read your own entrails