• WoodScientist
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    10 小时前

    If I can pick my execution method, I’m going with the Gallagher method. You know those giant hydraulic hammers they use for driving big foundation poles into the ground? Just stick my head under one of those. It’s messy as hell, but it’s almost certainly the least painful way to go. You literally cannot feel pain it happens so quickly.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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      7 小时前

      Honestly, I agree.

      Complete, near instant obliteration of the brain.

      Not even a gunshot to the brain is guaranteed to completely kill you instantly…

      … That or something like a depressurization accident, where you get sucked through a centimeter diameter hole in a tenth of a second.