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minus-squareGormadtlinkfedilink34•11 months agoJust take a seat bro It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink-5•11 months agoExcept when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•11 months agoIn that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•edit-211 months agoThen just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
minus-squareDoucheAsauruslinkfedilink7•11 months agoNegative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•11 months agoThen it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-211 months agoYeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
minus-square@ralen_jorcakeOPlink6•11 months agoyou can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
Just take a seat bro
It’s so much easier to aim in the dark and there’s no risk of drops escaping
Best advice here.
But then yo dick touch da wata
The Witch’s Kiss
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
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Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Then it just sprays out under the seat, which also happens some of the time you don’t have a boner. It’s awful.
Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine