• Codilingus
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    2 days ago

    “Alexa, make me cum…”

    “I’m sorry, I do not understand.”

    “ALEKSUH. MAKE. ME. CUM!”

    “Ok…”

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      1 day ago

      Astrologers do strange discovery, a planetary system where all the planets seem to be made out of a strange liquid.

      Horny LWer: slams table I warned ya! I warned y’all, but did ye listen?