Last week, the US Department of Agriculture announced sweeping plans to increase slaughter line speeds at pork and poultry plants — a move that could further endanger workers who already process animals at a breakneck pace and suffer high levels of injury.
Dear workers and laborers,
Malicious compliance and teamwork are your best friends. When shit-for-brains boss says, “Kill yourself working 14 hours a day making 100,000 things yesterday,” work 14 hours a day making 10 things. When ball-gurgling supervisor says, “Only 5 minute breaks or you get a write-up,” go take a shit for 30 minutes and use all the toilet paper. When pedo-CEO says, “No money for you,” go dust off the ol’ guillotine.