AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?message-squaremessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1260arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1248arrow-down1message-squareIs it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?AncillaryJustice@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square99fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethrow4w4y5linkfedilinkarrow-up106arrow-down6·1 year agoI can guarantee that if you drank pure petroleum and ate quicklime then you would spend the rest of your life without worrying about farts.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·1 year agoBut if you sharted it’d be like napalm.
I can guarantee that if you drank pure petroleum and ate quicklime then you would spend the rest of your life without worrying about farts.
But if you sharted it’d be like napalm.