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minus-squareHideakikaratelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 days agoI recall a small cookie or dessert company that listed “love” as an ingredient. FDA made them take it out of the list.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoThey also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
minus-squareCase@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoYeah, now he jerks it out of spite. Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoA spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
minus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoWell yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.
I recall a small cookie or dessert company that listed “love” as an ingredient. FDA made them take it out of the list.
They also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
Hasn’t tasted right since.
Yeah, now he jerks it out of spite.
Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
A spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
Well yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.