Whats the least fun fact you know?

@[email protected] · 9 months ago

Whats the least fun fact you know?

the_boxhead · 9 months ago

70% of the worlds surface is covered in water. None of that water is fizzy. Therefore the earth is technically flat…

I’ll be my coat, no need to send the pitchforks.

@[email protected] · 9 months ago

You’re so wrong!

Only 70% of the Earth is flat.

@[email protected] · edit-2 9 months ago

I’m on part of the remaining 30% and feel flat everyday. Explain that, mainstream media!

@[email protected] · 9 months ago

If the world is round, why are my tits flat? Checkmate libtards!

@flambonkscious · 9 months ago

I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but…

Prove it?

Greyscale · 9 months ago

Banned for being too fun

@[email protected] · 9 months ago

Good news, ocean acidification is literally the result of the ocean absorbing more CO2, and thus becoming less flat. Bad news, it’s kinda causing a shit ton of animals to die, especially coral.

@[email protected] · edit-2 9 months ago

Don’t worry. The water might be flat, but we’ve been working on carbonating the air for some time now.

@[email protected] · 9 months ago

There are natural mineral springs that make water fizzy. Just saying