Decided to make one last post to a sub I moderated on my way out.

  • Contextual Idiot
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    2 years ago

    I like to believe that spez has a room, down in his bunker, that is full to the tits with freeze dried dicks. Just bag after bag jammed in there so tight that the door pops open and they spill out. The door is probably labeled “Steve’s Num-Nums.”

    And every night, spez sneaks down there to eat a bag of freeze dried dicks.