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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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It's routine

alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • darcy
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    bro has never heard of reading the compiler error

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      When you’re in VSCode with 10 different red squiggles, who can be bothered?

      Edi: Also, OH MY GOD JUNIORS WHO WON’T JUST GOOGLE THE ERROR MESSAGE.

      • darcy
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        vim supremecy

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I first started programming with TurboBasic which had the oh-so-amusing characteristic that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters (and case-insensitive at that). So “DonutCount” and “DoobieCounter” actually referred to the same variable.

      Really good times trying to debug that kind of shit.

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        I’m trying to write an intentionally bad programming language. Don’t give me ideas.

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          Make sure you add a “Variant” type lol.

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            It’s called a String.

            • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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              Oh you sweet summer child. The Variant type in VB was so much worse than just a String.

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                I’m just complaining since I have the fortune of using a language where everything is represented as a string.

                What is 3 + 5?

                • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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                  35, naturally!

                  • PoolloverNathan@programming.dev
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                    A lot of people would say 8, I’m glad I didn’t have to correct you.

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      man will never survive the rust programming language

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      Python issue

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