• @Mnemnosyne
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    299 months ago

    I love a quote I read once in a thing about alignment. “If you fix twenty neighbor’s roofs, you’re Jimmy the Helpful Thatcher. But if you eat the neighbor’s daughter, you’re Jimmy the Cannibal, and no amount of additional carpentry assistance will change that.”

    • @[email protected]
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      139 months ago

      Traditionally this joke is:

      Bad Scottish Accent Engaged

      I build 200 ships, do they call me Seamus the shipbuilder? Nae.

      I paint 100 houses, do they call me Seamus the Housepainter? Nae.

      But ye fuck one sheep…