• @OberonSwanson
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    1910 months ago

    I used to think of unattractive things to last longer, and as I’ve gotten older I think of sexy things to stay hard. It’s a paradox.

      • @OberonSwanson
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        49 months ago

        Hell, I even stopped cleaning the pipes daily, only to discover now I’m hyper sensitive and explode when the wind blows lol. 🥴