• mindbleach
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    1 year ago

    Schnitzel, spatzle, and spargel, the most delicious things that sound like you’re making shit up.

    “You could use chicken, but you still have to hammer it flat.” “Come on. And they make the noodles with a colander? The thing you drain noodles in?” “No really, and there’s aspargus, but they grow it underground so it turns white.” “If you don’t know, don’t lie.”