Not all heroes wear capes. Some are crabs.

    • FuglyDuck
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      219 months ago

      That is a terrifying puppet. Like wtf is it supposed to be?

      • janus2
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        169 months ago

        A Very Normal Sea Creature Nothing To See Here

        (squid?)

        • FuglyDuck
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          59 months ago

          normal… is uh. relative, heh.

          I mean… have you seen what comes up out of the sea? freaking aliens, man.

      • UFO
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        39 months ago

        Terrifying for a crab… Wait… are you a crab?!? :O

        • FuglyDuck
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          29 months ago

          apparently, yes. and… basically everything else. apparently. and also cuddle fish and squid.

    • @[email protected]
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      129 months ago

      I’m kinda surprised to see them training them one at a time. That’s going to take ages. “OK, Roger has been successfully intimidated by the nightmare puppet. Looks like Brenda is next in line, someone bring in Brenda.”

    • @[email protected]
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      39 months ago

      Pretty sure crabs brains are so simple that they are almost purely instinctual. You shouldn’t need to train them. But I can hurt, I guess.

    • @[email protected]
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      39 months ago

      Marine biologist’s friend: How’s work been lately?

      Biologist: Great! This month I’ve been putting on puppet shows for crabs!

      Friend: Is that a euphemism or …?