• DadHands@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me

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      1 year ago

      There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.

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      1 year ago

      Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!

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        1 year ago

        I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.

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      1 year ago

      Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!