• Dave.
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    39 months ago

    some boys

    two bears

    mauled forty-two of them

    Just how many boys in totality are we talking about here? And did the bears have to stop and take a break?

    And he went on to Mount Carmel and…

    "And then he went about his day, completely disregarding the two exhausted bears and the 42 mauled boys that were part of a sizable mob that he casually called a curse down upon’

    • @mindbleach
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      29 months ago

      If you treat bible stories like D&D campaigns, this makes perfect sense.