• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    609 months ago

    Solution: Everyone has to leave. Israel becomes a wildlife preserve/world heritage site. Nobody but staff visits for a hundred years.

    Maybe they can move that fucking ladder.

    Religion is so fucking dumb

      • @[email protected]
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        79 months ago

        We belong to no sect, we can move that ladder knowing all of those people will hate us for moving it.

        Better yet burn that ladder with a magnifying lens from a distance and see them all have a shit fit.

    • @TopRamenBinLaden
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      9 months ago

      I thought up another solution:

      God Hoax

      We have the technology to make a hologram of God, or to perform a fake miracle of some kind.

      1. Make a fake miracle happen in Israel/Gaza where lots of Israelis and Palestinians can see it.

      2. Get a bunch of Palestinians and Israelis to convert to a new peaceful religion where the only way to go to heaven is to treat everyone like you would treat your family, with love and respect. It would have to be a straightforward religion without all the mumbo jumbo left up for interpretation.

      3. Pizza party?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        29 months ago

        If there’s a pizza party at the end I’m down. It’s as realistic as my solution, but with pizza

        • @TopRamenBinLaden
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          Haha, fair point. That may not be the best example of a respectful relationship for everyone.