The Picard Maneuver to White People Twitter • 8 months agoThey didnt stand a chancestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1839arrow-down115
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minus-square@F_this_stufflink16•8 months agoYou need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•8 months agoI have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months agoi solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•8 months agoY’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
It’s more of a punch out coupon card.
I have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
Y’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
This devolved quickly.