Superman is what Clark Kent might look like if he got in shape. Clark’s just a big awkward farmboy with a strong jawline and bad eyes. He slouches, he can’t read the room, and he always looks like he’s worried about knocking things over.

You want the CIA to believe that a solar-powered alien spends his time bumbling around an office? Do you really think this cape-wearing demigod - who could no doubt pluck a nuclear submarine from the ocean depths and drop it off on the moon - has a day job? As a byline-chasing nuisance? Get real.