Excuse me sir, I don’t appreciate you causing me mental discomfort by having to reevaluate the beliefs that I was raised with.

That’s why I only eat cows that are organic, grassfed, and humanely treated. They get to live out their lives frolicking free in the fields due to the loosely defined “free range” requirements. Except for when they take a bolt gun to the head at a fraction of their lifespan but we don’t like to think about that.