CCTV footage of _______ carrying a garbage bag spilling out iPad boxes, running through a target backroom
optionally add any variation of “in a humanoid form with arms and legs” after your name for different results
Mine:
edit: it doesn’t have to be your username, do whatever ya want and please share if you do
Midjourney isn’t really good at this one:

There I go, no trash bag, no iPads and I doubt that this is a Target. Kind of typical for me to get the instructions wrong :)
I like how you’re just ignoring all the stacks of cash
Totally clueless, sounds about right :)