Lyrics:

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I’ve a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that’s dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

(dance to horse playing keyboard)

Get on my horse.
I’ll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!

    • @Scubus
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      68 months ago

      Narwhals, narwhals

      Swimming in the ocean

      Causing a commotion

      Because they are so awesome

      Narwhals, narwhals

      They’re pretty big and pretty white

      They’d beat a polar bear in a fight

      They’re like an underwater unicorn

      They’ve got a kickass facial horn

      They’re the jedi of the sea

      They’ll stop cthulhu from eating ye

      Narwhals, they are narwhals

      Narwhals

      Just don’t let them touch your balls