A man opened fire at a Halloween party in Chicago, shooting 15 people and critically injuring two, Illinois police told news outlets.
A witness said the man was denied entry to the Halloween party as the DJ announced it was ending, WBBM reported. “They told him he couldn’t come in, and he must have gone to his car and come back and started shooting,” Andre Williams told the TV station.
No, the new one is “'No way to stop this happening”, says only country where this happens regularly"
Sadly, that’s an extremely old Onion headline – almost a decade old at this point.
And repeated every week
No the newer one is ‘how many rapes have to occur before you cut off your own dick?’
Seriously, this is a post I just saw.