Sasquatch to Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and [email protected] • 8 months agoWhat's the worst that could happen?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down18
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minus-square@mindbleachlink1•8 months agoProduce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player. Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed. Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization. Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it. Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha! Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually. Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed. Arcane Lick - you’re lucky restraining orders haven’t been invented yet. Tire Shield - surprisingly effective. Fund Steed - they’re fucking expensive! Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-28 months agoEach one of these I would love to use, they’re all great! I like trying to come up with good ones: Flame Shrike - depends if you’ve read Hyperion if you think this one is good lol. Dog Cloud - an army of faithful hounds. Dope Trick - fascinates large groups of people. Contact Otter Plane - for advice and cuteness
minus-square@mindbleachlink1•8 months agoFare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery. Blank - counterspell for a scroll. Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts! Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells. Bending - it’s just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate. Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy. Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency. Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins. Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable. Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.
Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.
Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.
Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.
Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.
Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!
Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.
Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.
Arcane Lick - you’re lucky restraining orders haven’t been invented yet.
Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.
Fund Steed - they’re fucking expensive!
Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.
Each one of these I would love to use, they’re all great! I like trying to come up with good ones:
Flame Shrike - depends if you’ve read Hyperion if you think this one is good lol.
Dog Cloud - an army of faithful hounds.
Dope Trick - fascinates large groups of people.
Contact Otter Plane - for advice and cuteness
Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.
Blank - counterspell for a scroll.
Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!
Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.
Bending - it’s just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.
Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.
Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.
Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.
Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.
Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.