HEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 年前"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1766arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1757arrow-down1image"Bare minimum" by PervisTime Comicslemmy.worldHEISENBERG@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square21fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareImgonnatrythislinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 年前Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
minus-squareImgonnatrythislinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
minus-squaremy_legs_still_hurt92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前You can (nearly) always make new ones.
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前 Strap helmets on your kids. Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Do nothing else.
Unless you have kids, they have to be alive too at end of the day to meet minimum criteria.
OK, good point. You and your dependents, including spouses and cats.
Cats yes. Don’t hold me responsible for spouse though, that’s too stressful.
You can (nearly) always make new ones.
Strap helmets on your kids.
Fill an automatic pet feeder with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Do nothing else.