• chaos rat
    9•1 year ago

    The picture on the left provides better standard than a lot of “student” apartaments I’ve visited while looking for a flat. That aside, I’m polish. I’m used to cockroaches.

    Where’s my $10Mil?

    • HuddaBudda
      4•1 year ago

      Big problems sometimes have easy solutions

      Step 1, set up bug bomb and commit mass genocide on the insect population

      Step 2: spend 3-6 hours away from the home doing errands or meeting up with a friend.

      Step 3: Vacuum or sweep

      Step 4: laugh your way to the bank with a $9,999,990

      • @banned
        3•1 year ago

        No it be more like

        Step 4: sleep in boring non-bug filled bathroom for 9 days

        Step 5: go home with no cash because you chose bathroom vacation instead of cash

      • sycamore
        2•1 year ago

        It sounds like you chose the big room so no money for you.

      • chaos rat
        3•1 year ago

        No, we are the cockroaches, because no matter what you do we always come back.