In my experience, what could actually make it artisan:
-uncomfortable stools with no back and at a height that feels just a little too high but not quite right.
-menus accessed by qr codes with a smartphones
-serving dishes that are actually just pieces of wood (gives that rustic appeal)
-a big word cloud on the wall that contains words like “steel-cut”, “locally sourced”, and–why not–“Artisan”
-lighting that looks old, often using those nice incandescent filaments that give a warm glow–most likely string lights
Those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I agree–they aren’t artisan yet but if hipsters have taught me anything, it’s that decorating in a certain way will get you a certain clientele and they will believe it’s artisan.
With makes the water artisan? It’s just well water.
Artesian, not artisan
Huh, til. Thanks.
I was really hoping it was just water with a unique blend of herbs and spices
In my experience, what could actually make it artisan:
Those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I agree–they aren’t artisan yet but if hipsters have taught me anything, it’s that decorating in a certain way will get you a certain clientele and they will believe it’s artisan.
You’re confusing Artesian with Rustic.
Artesian means ‘old piece of shit’