• Afghaniscran
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      228 months ago

      Before I leave the bullshit below I want to say I’m not a scientist.

      Would adrenaline not be fast acting? It seems like a Wile E. Coyote setup. You inject the gorilla with adrenaline and then get ripped apart as the ex just meep meeps through the window.

      • skulblaka
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        238 months ago

        Going through all of this setup just to manually inject a gorilla with adrenaline like some kind of idiot?

        No, you deliver it via blowgun from your driver seat.

        • @InfiniteStruggle
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          268 months ago

          100 cc is 100 ml, which is like half a glass worth of adrenaline. You’ll need a wide ass blowgun, and it’s unclear if you have the lung capacity to clear the distance to the gorilla.

          The solution? A second gorilla who’s been pavlov trained to blowgun the first gorilla on cue.

        • Bizarroland
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          48 months ago

          You could also overdose them with ADHD meds. 30 Ritalin xrs ought to do the trick