• @eletes
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    267 months ago

    Are you walking away with wet butt? I have to dry with at least 2 squares post bidet

    • @[email protected]
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      317 months ago

      My fancy bidet air dries.

      I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

      • @[email protected]
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        -47 months ago

        Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

        • @[email protected]
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          207 months ago

          You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

            • @QueriesQueried
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              57 months ago

              Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

              • @[email protected]
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                7 months ago

                Lol.

                “I’m sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven’t seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can’t you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s” << you are this kind of person.

                “Multiple countries” that “have a fixation” - therefore it can’t be - hahahaha!

                Are you against scientific evidence?

                I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively.

                • @QueriesQueried
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                  17 months ago

                  Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷‍♂️

    • velox_vulnus
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      7 months ago

      Bidet towel? Just clean the bottom real good and all you have to do is just pat-dry it. Am I going to meet more people who aren’t aware of this?

      • Simbomba
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        47 months ago

        Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

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          7 months ago
          • The jet spray from a bidet removes shit thoroughly from the ass cracks. Since bidets are effective at cleaning, it should not leave any poop stains.

          • You don’t use them while sitting. After you’re done with ass-washing, you get up from the toilet seat and dry your butt.

          • You’re not supposed to rub it, unless you want a bloodied, dangling rectum. It is used to absorb water, because the debris has already been dealt with by the bidet.

          • People shit only once or twice per day. The towel is replaced after 12 hours, or sometime even after every use, so what’s exactly wrong with it?

          • It isn’t supposed to be shared. I mean, you wouldn’t share a hanky or a body towel with someone else, would you?

          • Most people from around the world, especially in Europe and Asia, do this, so it is normal?

          • Eco-friendly? No paper is being wasted. Also no jammed toilets.

          • @[email protected]
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            27 months ago

            I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

          • Karyoplasma
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            17 months ago

            I would share a body towel, there is just no necessity to do so.

          • @[email protected]
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            -17 months ago

            I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it.

          • @[email protected]
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            7 months ago

            Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.

            • velox_vulnus
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              7 months ago

              I think you should give this a read. This should convince you to switch to a bidet towel. What I’m surprised about, is that you fail to see how regenerating forests is more difficult than regenerating water. It is very hard to repair the uprooted ecosystem. And no, new trees can not solve climate crisis. You can substitute an eco-friendly detergent. You can clean multiple bidet towels together. Forests, however, takes years to grow, changes in the eco-system can lead to ecological disturbances, and it has to be monitored carefully. This is not the case with water being contaminated with detergent - excess phosphates can cause eutrophication of algae.

              • @[email protected]
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                07 months ago

                Hey man I know it’s generally accepted that bidets are cool and amazing, but actually I just feel like you’re wrong