Amid book bans, Florida’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ law, and vocal protests against drag brunches, one word keeps popping up again and again: grooming. The Onion asked right-wing parents to try to define the word they love to throw around so much, and this is what they said.
Honestly, good concept, but the execution was a bit lacking. I feel like actually asking right-wingers to define it would be a lot funnier.
They would probably just wildly point at things they don’t like and say it’s grooming without ever attempting a formal definition.
It would be entertaining if they could even attempt to approach the question honestly, but they are too brain rotted to do that.
Too much soap.