Flashlight: O-Light Baton 3

Knife: Benchmade Barrage Mini

Watch: Casio AE1200WH-1A aka “The Royale”

Keys: some Kershaw keychain knife I can’t remember the name of, phillips and flathead screwdrivers, guitar pick, sim tool, handcuff key

Wallet: a big rubber band from some broccoli

Bracelet: vegetarian leather studded wrist cuff from Studs and Spikes

Not pictured: Motorola Edge+ 5G smartphone