LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoToday is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know itmessage-squaremessage-square105fedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down134file-text
arrow-up1807arrow-down1message-squareToday is most likely some American's last day with all 10 fingers, and they don't know itLordOfLocksley@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square105fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoMy neighbors set off tons of fireworks every year. They’ve been going at it for a few hours tonight already. Its great, I get a free fireworks show and don’t risk losing fingers!
minus-squareverity_kindlelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThis is the way. Fireworks should be about losing digits COMMUNALLY.
My neighbors set off tons of fireworks every year. They’ve been going at it for a few hours tonight already. Its great, I get a free fireworks show and don’t risk losing fingers!
This is the way. Fireworks should be about losing digits COMMUNALLY.