Lol, my patent gamer colors are showing:

• Unlocked 627 Achievements - Steam Median 16
• Played 74 games - Steam Median 4
• Percentage new releases: 0% - Steam median = 9%
• Most playtime: Yakuza Kiwami 2 (like 70-80 hours)

I guess I play a ton of shorter, achievement-heavy games, because I’m not really an achievement hunter (I’ll get the easy ones, but I’m not spending more than 5-10 min on it).