• somePotato
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    10 months ago

    Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that

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      10 months ago

      That 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn’t really be counted.