jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country’s athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it’s jury duty:

Who’s next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it’s 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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    1 year ago

    Might be a bit far-fetched to call it a true representation, but yeah, the Dales and Susans would make it more diverse, but also potentially Hunger Games-like.