drop your childhood stories: >be me, age 12 >hate showering more than anything >it feels gross and i hate getting wet >my mom starts telling me that if i don’t shower every day then i can’t eat dinner >i want my dindin so i come up with a genius plan >let the shower run for 10-15 minutes while i sit in the bathroom >quickly wet my hair with sink >mom buys it, i get dindin >after a month she gets suspicious >realize i have to step up my game >now i run the shower and rub my arms/neck with hand soap >also run my hair under the shower so it’s dripping wet and not just moist >she asks why i haven’t asked her to buy shampoo yet >come up with final version of my genius plan >i’ll stand next to the shower, let the water run, rub soap on my whole body and also use shampoo on my hair so it smells like shampoo >then i’ll rinse off in the sink >all while the shower runs i did this for four years until i realized i was just showering on hard mode