“Sir Pilloughsby has come to feast” Is a phrase that neither lord nor cook would ever want to hear.

Midjourney Prompt

a fantasy movie still of a morbidly obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a demonic hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby wields a trident, posing in front of a burning castle on the horizon, scene is at night and the sky has an orange glow, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

Some extras from earlier attempts:
a fantasy movie still of a morbidly obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby wields a giant fork, posing in front of a burning castle on the horizon, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

a fantasy movie still of a morbidly obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby wields a giant fork, posing in front of a burning castle on the horizon, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

a 90s fantasy movie still of an obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus and is wielding a giant fork, Pilloughsby's helmet has sharp metal teeth, a burning castle can be seen on the horizon, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 16:9 --v 6.0 --style raw --s 125

a fantasy movie still of an obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby's helmet has sharp metal teeth, the knight is holding a banner, the banner is blue with pink, the letters "YUM" are embroidered in gold thread on the banner, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 8:7 --v 6.0 --style raw
My first attempt :)

Edit: Prompts added to image alt texts

  • ThelsimOPMEnglish
    3•5 months ago

    No, my first attempt was a lot milder :) Basically all those images are in reverse chronological order (newest on top, oldest at the bottom). The prompt for that attempt was:
    a fantasy movie still of an obese armored knight called Sir Pilloughsby, Pilloughsby is riding a hippo called Rhombus, Pilloughsby's helmet has sharp metal teeth, the knight is holding a banner, the banner is blue with pink, the letters "YUM" are embroidered in gold thread on the banner, movie is shot on 35mm film --ar 8:7 --v 6.0 --style raw

    Actually, I have an even earlier attempt:

    Midjourney prompt

    a fantasy movie still of a fat armored knight, riding a hippo, the knight is holding a banner, the banner is blue with pink and contains an image of a knife and fork, shot on 35mm film --ar 4:3 --v 6.0 --style raw

    It was only after a few frustrated attempts at not getting the banner right (it kept looking too fake) that I started to make it look a bit more ominous. I think I must have generated over a hundred or more of these hippo images :)