I was just randomly checking out what Funerals costs and was shocked how expensive it was! €3.500 to €5.500! I live in north Germany, and we have here some very deep Woods. So I was thinking what would happen if I just die there. Let’s say no one ever finds me. Are Animals just going to eat me, and will I just be gone in a couple of years?

EDIT: If someone knows what happens step by step I would be really curious to know :D

  • @Scubus
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    25 months ago

    What happens if I commit suicide by fire? And maybe with a fan to blow away the ashes?

    Basically what if there is no body?

    • @[email protected]
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      75 months ago

      So an incineration to ashes requires something like several sustained hours at 4000⁰, you would basically have to build a pyre

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        Otherwise with that fan, you’ll have the entire downwind neighbourhood disappointed there’s not actually a bbq party.

      • @Scubus
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        35 months ago

        🎵I didn’t light the pyre🎵

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        What I’ve heard is that fire destroys the nerves in your skin pretty quickly and you can’t feel pain or anything else after a few seconds. @[email protected] seems to have had just that experience.

        • @[email protected]
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          25 months ago

          Your comment will be my head canon from now on, because I desperately hope that’s true. I’ve been traumatised by a few videos on WPD back in the day. :(

      • @Scubus
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        15 months ago

        I have no idea tbh, but I did get a 1 inch circular brand about a decade ago, and after the first two seconds or so, I couldn’t feel the heat anymore. Of course by that point my skin was literally boiling. Even before that, I don’t remember the pain being very bad.