i set up a mastodon server for me and my only friend a year ago. 5 days ago it stopped working (that’s fine, as I try to have no more than one 9 of uptime). i decided now was a good time to update the server, finally. so now i need to do a year of updates…fml…
well maybe tomorrow. server is still not working by the way :-*
See, this is where you just extend the measurement time period for your uptime 9’s rating. You can have 87 hours of downtime and still achieve 4 9’s if you just measure over a century. If you break your SLA, just extend it to a millennium.
genius.