• tquid
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    10 months ago

    Anyone initially read this as “orphan crushing”?

    • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I read it accurately as urchin crushing, but still thought they were talking about destitute children at first (a la Oliver Twist).

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I straight up thought we were crushing them with kelp. Which my first two thoughts were; why that is a terrible thing to do and I am sure there is a better way to crush them than kelp.

      Fucking brains they are an odd thing.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I was about to get all political with it too … as the theme of one of the political parties in the US